How much will it cost?

Because I tailor my service to the specific needs of each event, my charge will vary. To find out more about the services which I could offer for your event, and for a quote, please contact me.

Are you any good?

Yes, quite.

Why do I want magic at my event?

It's good. Shut up.

Where did it go?

Into a parallel dimension.

What card am I thinking of?

The seven of diamonds.

What should my next course of action be?

Two options:

• a. Your card was the seven of diamonds. Hire me immediately, as I'm clearly the best magician out there.
• b. Your card was not the seven of diamonds. Rationalise that I couldn't have known anyway, but I'm probably better in real life, and you should hire me anyway. After all, I don't even do mental magic.